Tired of waking up the neighbors every time you exercise your Second Amendment rights? Say hello to the American Ordnance Subsonic 9MM Luger 147gr FMJ! These sneaky little freedom seeds are like the smooth jazz of ammunition - cool, collected, and deadly quiet. Whether you're training to be the next James Bond or just want to feel fancy while wearing your tacticool pajamas at the range, these rounds will have you sipping martinis and saying "pew pew" in hushed tones in no time.
Features and Specifications:
- Caliber: 9MM Luger (For the discerning operator who likes their coffee shaken, not stirred)
- Bullet Weight: 147 grains (Heavy enough to be effective, light enough to not spill your martini)
- Bullet Type: Full Metal Jacket (For when you want to leave a lasting impression... discreetly)
- Velocity: 1000 fps (Slower than gossip, but twice as intriguing)
- Muzzle Energy: 326 ft-lbs (Enough to make physics raise an eyebrow, but not its voice)
- Quantity: 50 rounds (Enough for a quiet evening of freedom, or one really long game of "I Spy")
- Brass case with Boxer primer (For when you want to pretend you'll reload... in your secret lair)
- Guaranteed to make your regular 9mm feel loud and obnoxious, like that one friend at parties
- May cause sudden onset of "stealth mode" at the range and in your daily life
- Effective whisper range: 25 yards (or until someone asks why you're tip-toeing around the house)
