Attention all wannabe secret agents and aspiring ninjas! The American Ordnance Subsonic 9MM Luger 147gr FMJ 500rd Bulk Pack is here to satisfy your cravings for stealthy shooting and make your neighbors wonder if you've taken up competitive miming. This isn't just a box of ammo; it's a lifestyle choice that screams "I watch too many spy movies!" in a very quiet voice. With 500 rounds at your disposal, you'll be ready for anything from a covert squirrel invasion to an all-out assault on paper targets with noise complaints.
Features and Specifications:
- Caliber: 9MM Luger (The James Bond of calibers, now with a silencer)
- Bullet Weight: 147 grains (Heavy enough to violate noise ordinances, if it made any noise)
- Bullet Type: Full Metal Jacket (For when you want to leave a lasting impression... quietly)
- Velocity: 1000 fps (Slower than a sloth, but twice as deadly and ten times as quiet)
- Muzzle Energy: 326 ft-lbs (Or one ninja sneeze)
- Quantity: 500 rounds (Because 499 just wasn't stealthy enough)
- Brass case with Boxer primer (For when you want to pretend you'll reload... without waking the baby)
- May require a ninja to transport to your range
- Guaranteed to make your significant other question your spy movie obsession
- Comes with a free pair of finger guns for silent "pew pew" action
